Saturday, February 5, 2011

logical solution.

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

the foreseeable.

looking at the heart of the sky,
wondering why,
the others are always sly,
tricky as there ought to be spy,
waiting for me to die,
hence hatred will grow by,
to once again crucify,
until we cry.

Saturday, December 11, 2010

bila...

aku dah merepek. haha

walau seribu tanah terbentang,
mulutku kaku fikiran melayang,

walau berjuta bintang di langit,
mata ku buta dan terus sempit,

walau tak terkira bukit membukau,
tidak terbuka hatiku terpukau,

bilamana yang ada di kotak hati,
cuma sang cinta yang hampir mati.

Friday, November 26, 2010

respect.

"He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others"


well,recently i was awaken(disedarkan la lebih kurang kan?) with one,well not a wrong one,but a debatable assumption about respect.

what i've learnt from the lesson Respect and Its Kind(RIK4302..kod direka khas.) is that it's earned and not given. slightly off from what i wanna say but the points are :
  • you don't get respect by showing gesture of respect.
  • you don't get respect saying it nicely.
but,
  • you get respect if anything you said is worth listening
  • you get respect if you stand on your feet and not others'

here's a story.
nak dijadikan cerita,
bapak aku ni takdela berbudi bahasa sgt...orang johor kate kasor la..bapak aku ni die kalau jumpe sape2 la orang baru kenal ke,orang dah lame kenal ke,sedare ke die akan panggil orang tu..KAU! so,ade la member aku cakap,kasarnya panggil kau2 je..tapi yang menjadikan cerita ini cerita,bila bapak aku start bercerita pasal ape2 je la..agama ke,politik ke,bola sepak ke,sejarah ke..sape2 je akan rase nak terpacak kat depan die sampai la die abis cerita..kau orang bayangkan la,tabligh datang umah aku nak berceramah,last2 bapak aku yang bagi ceramah kat diorang..aduh2,sampai ajak bapak aku ikut pegi bertabligh.mmg cantik la kalau bapak aku pegi pakai kain pelikat ngan baju pagoda je.hahakesimpulan nak bagitau kat sini,tak kesah la kau panggil orang tu ape pon..orang tua2 kau panggil makcik,pastu kau kutuk belakang gak takde guna nya respek tu..so,better kau panggil je la dgn ape yg kau rase selesa sebab aku taknak la bertambah mereka2 yg sangat PRETENTIOUS atau kasarnya HYPOCRITE kat atas dunia ni.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

brief.

uhuk2..my dashboard is kinda dusty..haha..5months since my last entry eh?i guess either nothing much happened,or too much happened.*i'd rather go with the latter*
well,long story short.
life's beautiful,take a peek.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

push.

dont have the urge to post something lately..cause there was nothing really happened here at home to be talked about..

Italy,France out..all 5 South American are in the 2nd round..

we could see an all south american semi-final..

Friday, May 14, 2010

defection.

assalamualaikum kepada diri saye sendiri dan korang yg bace tuh(mcm ade je..)
hahaha..
today, i feel like writing a long post because there were so many things happened in my life the past 2 days...
it begins with..jeng.jeng.jeng.
yesterday,i hanged out at Times Square(mcm biase ari khamis tgk wayang...)...$@$@#@#
before that,forgot to tell that these days i buy my cinema ticket online using maybank2u..malas seh nak beratur panjang..
ha,mase nak beratur beli tiket monorail dari kl sentral---->imbi.this is what happened :
Dyan : (sambil mendengar lagu menggunakan earphone dikedua-dua belah telinga) kak,imbi satu kak.
Akak Monorail : (duduk tenang tanpa earphone di telinga mahupun gangguan lain..)setiawangsa?
Dyan : imbi kak imbi!times square.
Akak : owh,sorry2..
now tell me whether she's deaf or just a normal idiot?haha
-----------------------------------2hours15minutes of Robin Hood-----------------------------
well,usually i took a bus from pudu to return home.
so on a way to pudu using the road behind Melia hotel across of Times Square tetibe ade sorang nyonya ni tahan aku..
Nyonya : --------------(inaudible sound)---------
Dyan : (sambil mengeluarkan earphone dari telinga) yes?
Nyonya : bos,u mau ka?satu jam rm70 saja..
Dyan : (bertanya dlm keadaan yg dah tau sbenarnye.) ape die?
Nyonya : Amoilah!muda2 punya..
Dyan : (pantas melangkah pergi)haiya,xbleh la..wa punye bas sudah mau jalan..
Nyonya : haiya, bodoh punya b-------(inaudible sound)-----hahaha
even though i never did intended to want it,the excuse i gave showed that i do want it but i cant right now..hahahah.kepada nyonya yg bongok,,,,selamat hari ibu(ayam...)
pastuh balik mesti mau tdo awal sbb esok pagi ade TEST P motorsikal...
dub,dab,dub,dab...
(pusingan 8) ---> (titi 10.56 saat yg mendebarkan) ---> (screeeecchh...emergency break!) ---> (cek lampu,helmet,side mirror) ---> (lambaian maut ke kanan dan kiri) ---> (berhenti dan mengangkat tangan ala2 juara) ---> (menolak motor seperti hamba) ---> Uncle yg aku tggu sejam xsampai2 datang dan berkata : wah,baguslah sudah lulus..mggu dpn amek P?
SUCCESS!mission accomplished.
so,any of you hot girls yg nak bonceng motor i lepas ni boleh la ye..hahahahaaha..
thats how my day filled with action and comedy,thriller a bit ends..muahahaha..(oopsie,this is not the end of today..)
SUPPORT MALAYSIA WEH LAWAN CHINA!!! :D

p/s : kepada sesiapa yg bace postscript ni jgn menyesal ye..ade unsur 18SX..i wonder why MILEY CYRUS is the one who starred in my wet dream last night?hmm...