Friday, May 14, 2010

defection.

assalamualaikum kepada diri saye sendiri dan korang yg bace tuh(mcm ade je..)
hahaha..
today, i feel like writing a long post because there were so many things happened in my life the past 2 days...
it begins with..jeng.jeng.jeng.
yesterday,i hanged out at Times Square(mcm biase ari khamis tgk wayang...)...$@$@#@#
before that,forgot to tell that these days i buy my cinema ticket online using maybank2u..malas seh nak beratur panjang..
ha,mase nak beratur beli tiket monorail dari kl sentral---->imbi.this is what happened :
Dyan : (sambil mendengar lagu menggunakan earphone dikedua-dua belah telinga) kak,imbi satu kak.
Akak Monorail : (duduk tenang tanpa earphone di telinga mahupun gangguan lain..)setiawangsa?
Dyan : imbi kak imbi!times square.
Akak : owh,sorry2..
now tell me whether she's deaf or just a normal idiot?haha
-----------------------------------2hours15minutes of Robin Hood-----------------------------
well,usually i took a bus from pudu to return home.
so on a way to pudu using the road behind Melia hotel across of Times Square tetibe ade sorang nyonya ni tahan aku..
Nyonya : --------------(inaudible sound)---------
Dyan : (sambil mengeluarkan earphone dari telinga) yes?
Nyonya : bos,u mau ka?satu jam rm70 saja..
Dyan : (bertanya dlm keadaan yg dah tau sbenarnye.) ape die?
Nyonya : Amoilah!muda2 punya..
Dyan : (pantas melangkah pergi)haiya,xbleh la..wa punye bas sudah mau jalan..
Nyonya : haiya, bodoh punya b-------(inaudible sound)-----hahaha
even though i never did intended to want it,the excuse i gave showed that i do want it but i cant right now..hahahah.kepada nyonya yg bongok,,,,selamat hari ibu(ayam...)
pastuh balik mesti mau tdo awal sbb esok pagi ade TEST P motorsikal...
dub,dab,dub,dab...
(pusingan 8) ---> (titi 10.56 saat yg mendebarkan) ---> (screeeecchh...emergency break!) ---> (cek lampu,helmet,side mirror) ---> (lambaian maut ke kanan dan kiri) ---> (berhenti dan mengangkat tangan ala2 juara) ---> (menolak motor seperti hamba) ---> Uncle yg aku tggu sejam xsampai2 datang dan berkata : wah,baguslah sudah lulus..mggu dpn amek P?
SUCCESS!mission accomplished.
so,any of you hot girls yg nak bonceng motor i lepas ni boleh la ye..hahahahaaha..
thats how my day filled with action and comedy,thriller a bit ends..muahahaha..(oopsie,this is not the end of today..)
SUPPORT MALAYSIA WEH LAWAN CHINA!!! :D

p/s : kepada sesiapa yg bace postscript ni jgn menyesal ye..ade unsur 18SX..i wonder why MILEY CYRUS is the one who starred in my wet dream last night?hmm...

2 comments:

biLa aKu muLa mEmbEbeL.. said...

weyh2 budah kecik..
hehe~
i've found ur blog thru Fb..
i got a blog too..
nnt kte link2 ek,junior..
=)

mr.dyan said...

hahaha...orait xde hal la senior..:)